Not Donald Trump • Just here to make some friends and also America great again • Love sudafed and hamberders • For inquiries: therealjohnbarron46@gmail.com

Not the White House
Joined January 2021
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Bringing home the troops from Afghanistan was MY idea! No credit! But now that "Sleep Joe" is doing it, it's going to be a disaster. Big mistake! Foreign policy is complicated!!
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Busy weekend golfing and eating!
Gaetz was denied meeting with Trump: CNN hill.cm/YpCDVcR
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MITCH MCCONNELL IS AN UNGRATEFUL LOOSER AND HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A DEFLATED BALLOON!
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Ate 3 hamberders for lunch today while walking on a "treadmill", probably lost 5 pounds. BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE!
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AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!
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Eating hot dogs for lunch (second lunch)
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Even though not a single woman was willing to actually put her name on this it is a very strong statement! Sounds like case closed!!
BREAKING: The Women of U.S. Congressman @mattgaetz’s Office Speak Out in Defense of Rep. Gaetz “Congressman Gaetz will continue to lead by example & stand for the people of America who have been maligned by the liberal elite. And we will stand with him.” gaetz.house.gov/media/press-…
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My advisers are pleading with me not to comment on the MATT GAETZ situation (sex trafficking) so I will just say that Matt is a very proud #MABA patriot and a good looking fellow, so I'm not surprised the ladies love him!
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So disappointing that COCA COLA (Coke) decided to "succumb" to the Woke Mob in Georgia. WILL DEFINITELY BOYCOTT! Good thing Diet Coke didn't do the same thing, I couldn't live without that!!
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VERY UNFAIR! Would never happen if I were in charge!
CDC Says Vaccinated People Can Now Punch Unvaccinated People In The Face babylonbee.com/news/cdc-says…
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Happy Easter! "He" (me) is risen! (Jesus too). A BLESSED DAY to all except the haters and losers!
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BOYCOTT BASEBALL! Any "sport" that can even make ME look stupid is not worth watching!! Other than that, Happy Easter.
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Happy #OpeningDay! Many people don't know that I once "struck out" 14 batters in a single inning while playing for the UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA WHARTON SCHOOL (Ivy League). Still a record! Very tough to do!
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I BELIEVE MATT GAETZ! No way someone who looks like The Joker ends up being the Bad Guy... it's just too obvious!
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I’m pretty sure they knew it was you Ted.
Aaron Rupar
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I called down to Suez this weekend with tips on how to free the boat, glad to see they took my advice!
BREAKING: Suez Canal boat freed axios.com/suez-canal-ship-fr…
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Time to go look and point at some stuff!
President Trump planning to head to southern border - oann.com/president-trump-pla… #OANN
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