God: Wine
Us: Welch’s
God: Father-rule
Us: Hmm, we can do a soft complementarianism.
God: Preach, proclaim, herald!
Us: What if we just *shared* the Gospel?
God: Disciple the nations.
Us: Christian nationalism sounds yucky
God: Obey.
Us: It’s a relationship, not a religion.
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